trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

barnse Asked
Questionstucky au where they're dancers in a gay strip club and everything is fluff and nothing hurts Answer

queerminho:

  • steve and bucky walking to work together
  • steve modelling the different outfits in the dressing room and bucky helping him decide what to wear tonight 
  • bucky all restless and impatient while steve holds his face in place and applies eyeliner on him
  • them being very very very good at their job but they get in trouble with their boss because "it would be nice if you made eye contact with your customers rather than just staring at each other from across the room while you grind against some other dude"
  • after the club empties, they’re both tired but steve walks up to bucky and sitting down on the chair next to him and he holds up a twenty dollar bill “got one more dance left in you?” and bucky shakes his head, grinning “sorry, gorgeous, a lap dance is for 25, remember?”
  • steve rolling his eyes and pulling bucky down to straddle him, murmuring “shut up and kiss your boyfriend” and bucky just laughs, nods, and kisses him again and again, the two of them smiling like idiots 

thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

(Source: caramelzappa)

snuglock:

mycroft thought sherlock was in love with irene and he thought sherlock would go back to the drugs when he lost irene. he didn’t.

lo and behold, john gets married and sherlock goes back to the drugs.

what may we deduce about his heart?

perksofbeingafanboy:

I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

valiantparadox:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

what do you mean presumed

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

image

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

(Source: arachnidisa)

sunshine-and-sarcasm:

Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because “no one just starts singing in dancing in real life” has clearly never visited my house

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to